Herein lies a collection of random quotes and bits of wisdom I gathered from my fellow patrons of the local bar, the Cat's Eye Bar and Grill, which serves the largest -- and coldest -- mug of Bud Light in Hedgesville, West Virginia. I offer these quotes and observations without context, nor attribution, nor judgment. Also there are photos here from those evenings I found the wherewithal to visually document the ambiance.
This compendium will be periodically updated with fresh material, so check back every so often, preferably with a frosty mug of Bud Light.
"Don't worry. You'll be fine by Friday," he said (on Tuesday...)
When watching Live PD, we learned that in many cases when a driver flees the police, it is because they want to get the car home before they get arrested for whatever they know they will be arrested for. This way, even though they'll get tossed in jail, but at least they won't have to pay the hefty fines of getting their car towed as well. Being poor is a bitch.
"No, YOU need help!"
When you run out of money and have to pay a visit to "Auntie Em"(who hides out in the bathroom here,for some reason...)
Also, one way to get out of expensive, and usually unnecessary, Maryland emissions inspection repairs on your car, is to tape over the engine light.
Meanwhile, down the road apiece...
"Were those real words? Because because those didn't sound like real words."